Bernie Madoff Smash-Me Devil Dolls

Bernard Madoff is famous worldwide as a shady character who masterminded a billions-of-dollars Ponzi scheme, bilking untold numbers out of large sums of money. Arrested in December, new revelations continue to grab headlines about the extent of his apparent scheming (he has not been convicted of anything).

Enter this doll. Custom-made by ModelWorks of Phoenix, AZ, the Smash-Me "Mini-Me" Doll is a figurine of Madoff wearing a big grin and a devil costume. (ModelWorks makes custom dolls, called "Mini-Me"s, of anyone you want.) Completing the cute-but-unsubtle look, Bernie is brandishing his own pitchfork. The cheerfully unconcerned smile plastered on the doll's face just seems to invite aggravation and makes you want to hit it with a hammer.

Anticipating this, the doll actually comes with a big mallet. Go straight to SMASH - do not pass Tickle, do not collect $200. (Or $50,000,000,000.)

With some people predicting the Smash-Me Madoff doll will become this year's Tickle-Me Elmo, the doll is being listed by some enterprising sellers on eBay already. Smash-Me Madoff was unveiled at the toy and gaming industry's Toy Fair in New York in February 2009, a scant two months after Madoff was arrested, and caused an immediate sensation with countless news organizations featuring the doll.

The stock we list on this page comes and goes, so grab a Smash-Me Mini-Me Bernie Madoff doll while you can. The price is already starting to rise on various internet vendors' sites; this may become one of the rarest collectible dolls to be released this year. We'll try to keep them listed here but when they run out, they run out!

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Bernie Madoff dolls